Avocado tree from seed

How To :
  1. Eat an avocado (fun part)
  2. Clean-off the pit
  3. Suspend it over a dish of water with toothpicks (half-submerged)
  4. Wait 3 to 6 weeks for it to sprout
Simple enough, right? Now, I can't guarantee that you'll have fruit for even a year or two, but it's worth the wait.

Or you can buy a small Avocado Tree and plant it in your garden, they like loose, rich, fast draining soil.